The reason I have such a Sailor mouth...  I'm college educated and pretty well spoken, however, I have a pretty extensive vocabulary when it comes to profanity.  Aww, I think I finally figured out the reason that I cuss so much.  Well, you see, when I was five years old there was one influential movie that changed the way I began to express myself.  Ha! The movie was Eddie Murphy Raw.  My aunt and uncle were watching me, and had already made plans to see the movie so they brought me along.  Well, little did they know that I would return home to my parents repeating every little word that Eddie Murphy said.  My parents were pissed! I have tried desperately to cleanse my filthy mouth, but nothing has worked.  I am capable of finding replacement words but there never seems to be a great word that shows hostility, frustration, or anger like a good cuss word.  

Another piviotal moment in my life that probably had some influence on this dirty little mouth of mine was Popeye.  Yeah, you heard me right, Popeye.  Think about it, could anyone understand him? Hell, I know that I couldn't.  So, I probably imagined him having a filthy mouth, but the sound of his voice alone cracks me up. Am I the only one with a Sailor mouth? Enjoy the clip below of Eddie Murphy's Raw.