The reason I have such a Sailor mouth... I'm college educated and pretty well spoken, however, I have a pretty extensive vocabulary when it comes to profanity. Aww, I think I finally figured out the reason that I cuss so much. Well, you see, when I was five years old there was one influential movie that changed the way I began to express myself. Ha! The movie was Eddie Murphy Raw. My aunt and uncle were watching me, and had already made plans to see the movie so they brought me along. Well, little did they know that I would return home to my parents repeating every little word that Eddie Murphy said. My parents were pissed! I have tried desperately to cleanse my filthy mouth, but nothing has worked. I am capable of finding replacement words but there never seems to be a great word that shows hostility, frustration, or anger like a good cuss word.
Another piviotal moment in my life that probably had some influence on this dirty little mouth of mine was Popeye. Yeah, you heard me right, Popeye. Think about it, could anyone understand him? Hell, I know that I couldn't. So, I probably imagined him having a filthy mouth, but the sound of his voice alone cracks me up. Am I the only one with a Sailor mouth? Enjoy the clip below of Eddie Murphy's Raw.
When I was a kid, I was obsessed with a lot of Canadian movies, books, etc. I've been trying to figure out why I was so obsessed. I think that the movies and books had more fantasy. There was one movie in particular called, "The Great Land of Small." I would watch that movie hundreds of times and drive everyone in my house crazy singing the theme song. Does anyone remember that movie? I swear, they don't make great movies like that anymore. I kinda miss originality in films.
I was also obsessed with the Anne of Green Gables books and anything that Lucy M. Montgomery wrote. Aww, Canada! It's too bad I've never been to visit. Maybe one of these days. I need to start writing my scripts and develop my own children stories. Kids really don't know what they're missing because television, movies, and books just isn't what it use to be.
Here's a clip of my favorite childhood film, The Great Land of Small. Tell me what you think!
Why do people insist on smoking right next to me?! Ugh, what ever happened to people asking if you mind if they smoke? I could really care less if people smoke, just don't do it next to me, please. There's nothing about Cigarettes, Pipes, or Cigars that smell good. It stinks! I was walking around today and three people sparked a smoke. The smoke went right into my face. I turned to them and mean mugged the hell out of them. HA! Second hand smoke kills, man. There needs to be some sort of law to prevent people from being able to smoke in the presence of non-smokers. I'm just saying!
I just read this story and it's truly devastating. A Veterans hospital in Missouri may have exposed more than 1800 vets to the HIV virus and various other life threatening diseases. How did something like this happen? So sad! The hospital is taking measures to get former patients tested. Read the story below.
If a guy walks into an openly gay club with a bunch of males and is hit on by a gay male, should he be offended or act homophobic by it? Just curious. If you watched last night's episode of The Whack Real World you would understand why question.
If you haven't heard of the Kardashian's then you must live on Mars. I was on Khloe Kardashian-Odom's website and read where she said that her family are opening up a store at Mirage Las Vegas called Kardashian Khaos. The store promises to sell all of their merchandise and popular endorsements. Seriously, these girls are unstoppable.
With Kris Jenner in their corner as the personal manager, it seems that she is a true "hustler" in the sense. I know everyone gives the Kardashian girls credit, but I really want Kris Jenner to write a book on her strategy to being so successful at marketing and managing. Is there anything that these Kardashian's and Jenner's can't do? With all these endorsements and businesses, these girls will probably make Forbes soon.
So, how can I brand myself? Well, I probably have to land on television first, right? I think that being an Entrepreneur and working for yourself is the best feeling. I remember my father being so savy with business. I only wish that I would have paid more attention.
I wish that the Kardashian's would be booked at a conference to further explain their hustle. I'd even settle for going to a seminar if they hosted one.
I had never heard of getting a shot in the G-Spot, and I thought that it was a joke when someone told me about it. The G Spot Shot is supposed to help improve the vaginal sensation in sexually active women.
The G-Shot® is a painless office procedure performed in your doctor’s office under local anesthesia. The actual injection usually takes less than 8 seconds and the total office visit time is usually less than 30 minutes. A specially designed speculum is used to assist in the deliver a specified amount of high molecular weight hyaluronan directly into the G-Spot after local anesthesia. The G-Shot® augments (enlarges) the G-Spot. This results in a G-Spot about the size of a quarter in width, and one fourth of an inch in height (meaning the projection into the vagina). Note that results do vary.
I heard that this painless procedure last anywhere from 4 to 12 months for about $1200. Also, it looks like there are doctors located all over that perform the painless, hormone-free procedure. Anyone curious enough to try this? I must admit that if I had the money, I would try it. Check out the link.
